wot?
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My goal in life is to be one of those people who are just light. You see them and you suddenly feel so warm inside and all you want to do is hug them. And they look at you and smile with the warmest light in their eyes…. and you love them. maybe not in a romantic way but you just want to be close to them and you hope some of their light transfers onto you.
(via anbuclan7)
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- Me: Hello Dr. Professor Sir, I understand you are currently out of the country on a Very Important Research Trip but I have reached a stumbling block in my Big Official Paper for a Completely Legitimate Reason. I was hoping if you would maybe please possibly give me an Extension of Mercy on said Paper due to my Extenuating Circumstance, Academic Record, and Established Collegiate Relationship with you. Ever Your Obedient Servant, Firstname Lastname.
- Professor: no prob. deuces, Brendan.
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I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
(via d0nn0)
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guy : so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)
(via trust)
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Are you an art gay, a sport gay, a videogame gay or a science gay?
(via itsagifnotagif)
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let me just make one thing clear
i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever
(via feraligatr)
